Unemployment Rules!

I am enjoying my new place. I decided to get a good TV. In my first attempt I bought a Vizio 42 inch plasma TV. It looked awesome in the store. But when I brought it home it would make a way annoying sound. I wrote Vizio to ask if this was normal. Here was the response that I got: "depending on your elevation the plasma technology will buzz are you get higher." That was all they said in the email with his name as well. I assume the are was supposed to be as, but would it kill him to capitalize at all. I decided to return the TV. I got a new Phillips LCD 42 inch TV which also happens to be awesome. I went to my new ward yesterday. It's a University Singles Ward. It's pretty nice not having anything to do. I recommend unemployment to everybody. It's awesome! I watched the first half of 24 at my dad's house yesterday, I was recording it so I felt free to leave before the second hour began. Well, it turns out that my DVD recorder didn't work. I have discovered the problem so it won't happen again, but it's really sad that I missed 24. For those who don't know, 24 is the best show ever. I know they are going to be selling yesterday's episode tomorrow in stores, so it looks like I'll be forced to buy one.

And now for something completely different. A 4 foot 9 inch woman chases an armed robber out of her store with a battle axe.